On the Second Day of Catmas my true love gave to meee... earrings because they come in pairs like turtledooovvveeessss. According to that old guy from Home Alone, you can't just have one turtledove, you know? It's always two turtledoves. Similarly, you can't just have one earring (unless you're George Michael - god bless you, George, you [...]
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